Hank & I have been having a grand ol’ time saying “web of misery” in a Southern accent, every chance we get.
PS I don’t know if you actually drink Jim Beam in the South. That was just a dig at making the leap from “occasional glass of wine” to Jim Beam. (huh?) In any case, I love my southern friends. I’d pick on someone who spoke nonsense from Philly, too, and I’m a Philly girl.