Gosh, I’m so glad I’m not a playboy bunny.
Case in point, about what I said the other day (regarding, you know… ORGASMS):
“New Mom Confessions.”
Can we talk about Kendra? Every week, there is some kind of “exclusive” with her. She talked about her body to Ok!; talked about her baby with Llife & Style, had a cornflake smoothie on Ok!, talked about her baby joy to Ok!, etc. etc. etc. Why should we care about this woman? She was hired to wear next-to-nothing and serve shots at a party of the Playboy mansion. Octogenarian letch Hef liked the look of her, so she moved into the mansion. She was 18. Then she became on of Hef’s girlfriends; then she did a Playboy shoot; then she got married and got her own show, then she had a baby, and now we have to read her saying stuff like: “Having a different body was such a culture shock. I’m so used to being hot and being fit.” And when asked how she keeps things “hot” in the bedroom, she answers: “Let’s just say that once you have a baby, everything stops working. Your feelings and your nerves just stop because of giving birth. You have to exercise and get massages to help the blood flow back to certain places so you can feel good again.” Um, what? Is she telling us she can’t orgasm? DO NOT WANT.
See, stop saying things like this and scaring women. NOT TRUE. Well, not for everyone, anyway. HA! I have a better sex life than a former playboy bunny. GO, ME!